BIG BUCCER 2004 BIG BUCCER 2004
Following the activities and challenges of the Big Buccer pub, with far too many contestants to name we follow the goings on with some interest and anticipation.
Latest - Yes it's been updated !
DAY 1 (3-4-04)
Well night really, cor what a load of miserable tourists to begin with, they soon left when the locals stated to enter. All the usual faces, most of whom stayed all night as it was chucking it down outside. Apparently there was bugger all else happening in Filey due to the rain. Now then, a bit of warning.... Colin decided he was up to helping serve behind the bar, Janice soon had him collecting glasses, poor old Colin. A good selection of music from Webby, his challenge of the night was to see if he had any of the obscure tracks we requested. He did quite well considering some of the stuff we asked for.
Now, to confuse and annoy our challenge is for the best stupid thing to get on CCTV. Suggestions so far to be performed in the lobby are:-
Morris Dancing (don't think Maurice will be too keen though)
Set up a disco, with decks and lights etc
Play Twister
Carry in a large inflatable elephant and deflate it before getting to the top of the stairs
Stage a murder or gangland hit trigger happy TV style.
It will all beat having to just see Jason's feet as he's having a crafty fag downstairs.
DAY 2 (4-4-2004)
OK so we've got it started. Pls email your info for today and we'll get it posted.
DAY 3 (5-4-2004)
Seems sod all happened.
DAY 4 (6-4-2004)
Same again, this is really like proper Big Brother where bugger all happens. Unless of course there's something were not being told. You're keeping all the juicy stuff for yourselves aren't you ?
Day 5 (7-4-2004)
Piss all happened.
Day 6 (8-4-2004)
Bugger me (not literally) it was like a Friday night, both Tuns and Bucc were bloody heaving. Tracy M. lost the nominator, we were all quite shocked at that ! The team also lost 5-4 (I think). Ralph did indeed get his wallet out, but as correctly predicted not for long enough for anyone to take advantage. Apparently Star was open, but Imps remains closed.
There was a strong odour of frying onions down Union Street. Message to said frier, you cruel twat, next time please share.
Cor ! What a lot of tourists about as well. We'll at least they bring some coin in to town, only problem is most of it goes to messers Dixon and Smart, the two Ralphs (mmm could be some kind of TV programme there ?)
Day 7 (9-4-2004)
Today was like a Friday night, funny that. Seems only the Bucc and Tuns were any good. Crown featured that bird and her bloke from Legal Racket, not very good though i'm afraid. 10PM in Star, no-one in.... and I mean nobody at all whatsoever, need I say any more.
Late news:-
For those who missed the spectacle Nige fell down the stairs on the way out and could not remember what happened the next morning. Best steady on with those Southern Comforts, eh Nige'.
Day 8 (10-4-2004)
V. Good in the Bucc, busy all night. Tuns quite busy but a crap singer on. Nothing extraordinary happened (that I can recall). Colin despatched the final punters with the 'have'nt you all got homes to goto?' He admitted that what he really wanted to say was 'Just fcuk off home'.
Speaking of Colin, they did'nt bother to have a DJ on but good old Tommy stepped in to the DJ booth and did a bit of scratching. He scratched his arse, his bollocks, before scratching his head putting on another CD and going back behing the bar (not to serve I might add).
Late News:
That new barmaid they have was asked for a Bailey 'n' Ice and a Lemonade. Customer was not best pleased when it all came in one glass!
Day 9 (11-4-2004)
Blimey! Sodding busy again. His royal Ralphness came down again to see for himself.
But seriously: Stupid bloody tourists at it again though. At 9:45PM a group of out-of-towners entered the Bucc carrying a small baby in a carring thing that you carry small babies in and shoved it under a table. The place was in uproar and Jason was soon despatched to tell them to bugger off. Are some people so bloody thick or wot ? I've never seen a 6 month old with a smokers cough before.
EASTER !!!! Yeah Yeah, I expect there should be plenty happening over the weekend, but will anyone be able to remember?
Day 10 (12-4-2004)
Probably sod all happening. Can't be arsed to go today and see.
Day 11 (13-4-2004)
Some tourists walked in, and walked out again.
Day 12 (14-4-2004)
Colin pulled a pint.
Day 13 (15-4-2004)
Ralph had another 16 cameras installed.
Yes, I'm just making it up until I get some thing better to put on, but at least it keeps you occupied until the real Big Brother starts again.
Day 14 (16-4-2004)
Good turnout for the Leeds game, not a surprising finish though.
Whats that sound ? Sort of grating noise, ah it seems someones given the ugly tree a big shake and a collection of strategically shaved monkeys, nuckles grating, fell into their cars and came to Filey for the weekend. For those with the spider web tatoos on their necks (and I am refering to the women) Brid is probably a better bet for your hols.
Has to be seen to be belived, 6 people in the Star. I think they probably went in to use the toilet.
Pauly Barnes and co celebrating his last night of freedom, good luck mate.
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| Day | Submitter | Update |
| Day 15 (17-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | Saturday Night dum de de de da da da |
| daniel-san | See Kev Lane doin' a sterling job supporting the end of Tuns bar keeping a close eye on Sammi. | |
| RnB (edited) |
seen print of this page in bucc, great ! dont think colin too pleased about been hero of week, he tore his picture off | |
| Day 16 (18-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | Tweet, Tweet, Tweet . . . .28 28 20 |
| Day 17 (19-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | Yawn :-O, Come on someone send us some intel |
| Day 18 (21-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | Made you look, sod all happening. |
| Day 19 (22-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | Picture the chickens. |
| Day 20 (23-4-2004) | RnB | All was quiet, nothing stirred not even a mouse. |
| Filey-Eye | Oh cheers. Nice bit of jucy gossip that. | |
| Day 21 (24-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | P-a-r-t-....y because I gotta. |
| Birthday party at the Coble Landing, and engagement at Hunmanby Sports Club we hear. | ||
| Not much else in Filey. | ||
| Day 22 (25-4-2004) | CodHead | pint glass tower comp last night was almost at its pinnacle before jason put a halt to the pressedings to a hail of booos. |
| Filey-Eye | Foiled again eh ? | |
| Day 23 (26-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | Sod the chicken coop, as its Filey picture cod-heads' sea-turkeys. |
| Day 24 (27-4-2004) | Zorro |
Apparently there is going to be a new TV series based on "Can't cook, won't cook" it's called "Can't pull a pint,won't pull a pint" and the first contestants are going to be Janice and Tommy from the Bucc(bet you can't guess which is which). |
| Day 25 (28-4-2004) | Filey-Eye | A beeb bop a luba a bee bop bo |
| Day 26 (29-4-2004) | daniel-san | I heard that Billy Sav had been rumoured to have been lost (probably abducted by aliens), anyway they must have dumped him back on earth as I have just seen him. Panic over ! |
| Spy | The carver of Filey Brigg was seen in the Crown on the 29th saying he was going to exorcise the three resident ghosts- it might have worked too- for Wildy, Jacko and Mick Dick were not sighted again that evening. | |
| Day 27 (30-4-2004) | Codhead |
I got abused on friday night by bram in new york place, after downing multiple pints of stella around town myself and mates went to brams for some fodder before retireing home,after ordering we had a play fight/wrestling match on the floor, all in good spirit i must add, there was no blood spilt this time and bram went into saddam hussain mode and started going mental at us, we sat down and i thought this was the end of it, it wasnt untill i took the first bite of my kebab that i realised he had put a sack full of chilli powder on it and i nearly passed out from the sheer violance of it. |
| Filey-Eye | 'fraid we could'nt put the end bit of your message, we don't want the same chilli fate to happen to us. A valuable lesson to those that frequent late night grub spots, watch out or you may end up with more than you bargained for, at least the kebab was not extra salty! | |
| Day 28 (1-5-2004) | daniel-san | Oh dear, another sighting of Billy, I heard he was recounting the tale of his abduction. Billy: 'You're not going to stick that probe up my ass', Alien: 'No', Billy 'Why not ?' At least that's what I heard, but who knows in Filey, who knows ? |
| RnB | Fcuk Me !, People were in the Star, must have all been tourists.... marched in at gunpoint. | |
| Day 29 (2-5-2004) | daniel-san | Looks like Billys back with a vengance, he was busy talking to Colin about the impending alien invasion or something like that. See Star was busy. Not ! |
| RnB | Checked out the Imps now that it's open, gala Quiz Night you could hear a pin drop, that was until we put paid to that, much to the annoyance of the Quiz serious squad. Anyway if you're dying of thirst don't count on getting served too quickly. | |
| Day 30 (3-5-2004) | Filey-Eye | Monday night, are you serious ? |
| 14-5-2004 | RnB | Bucc or OK Coral ? |
| Day, whatever the fuck it is (26-5-2004) | Filey-Eye | Oh, we thought everyone had died.... |
| Hoss | 10:30AM Bucc closed for paint job. | |
| 11:00AM Reopened | ||
| 11:15AM Closed again for paint job. Some inconsiderate bastard sat on the bog seat. |
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| 1-6-2004 | Filey-Eye |
Apparently someone has urinated on a deceased pidgeon, we don't think that will bring it back to life ! But better watch out, the garage it was outside of may sell the piss at 99p per litre. |
| ... also someone has apparently been participating in extra marital activities without been busted, we can only say someone connected with Filey's retail trade. That narrows it down a bit, not ! | ||
| 26-6-2004 | big-busters | so the word on the street is timmy, ralfs right hand man has taken up football again.hope he is insured because it will be a injury every week so ralf beware sick notes will be coming thick and fast. |
| 20-7-2004 | Filey-Eye | Cor blimey, things have been a bit hectic, so we haven't had time to put much on just lately. Also lazy buggers don't seem to send us much in. What do you think we do ? Make it all up ? There's Filey gossips paid to make up stories about people, that's not out job. Lots of goings on in Filey, in general though, and plenty of shenanigans carrying on in the Bucc, we hear. |
| Bad news is Tommy must be really in need of his beauty sleep, several people have mentioned the early closing (ok by early closing we mean 11 o'clock), but in Filey it's an institution. Or is Filey an institution anyway ? | ||
Big-up to big-sister on the messenger, we are sure that Hoss exists (at least in our own minds). You're quite welcome to visit Filey but it is the law to:- a) Come in a Caravan / Camper Van / 4WD (we love tourists really, it gives Filey folk something to complain about) Look out for the following characters:- 1) End of the bar in the Tuns when Sammi Lee is singing (dressed in army jacket) 2) In the Buccaneer, quite tall with shaved head and usually wearing a grey t-shirt and twiching a bit. 3) Picking up litter around the town, often wearing a nice smock, bowler hat, and pushing a golf trolly.
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| 29/9/04 | Filey-Eye | Wow ! Back from the dead at last. |
Not much happening around Filey then, seems to be a bit boring just lately (what do you mean, just lately ?). Not a great deal of action, plenty of parties last Saturday, hope the hangovers have worn off by now! Filey out in Brid ! Never been the best combination.
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